Dog-on-it!

I'm pretty tricky in the mornings. When my alarm goes off, my mind immediately starts thinking of all of the ways that I can get out of having to wake up. I don't even do it on purpose, it just happens.

Anyways, I quickly learned that if I don't get up, Bryan will be in within the minute to annoy me kindly make sure I am up. So, being the cunning individual that I am, I have learned that if I get up and make noise, Bryan will hear me from downstairs and think that I am up.

Then I know I'll have at least 10-15 more minutes before he comes to check on me.

So, I get up, make some noise, and head to the couch, where I quickly fall back asleep

Oh, and don't worry, I'm not giving away my secrets, I know that Bryan is aware of what I do, I just like to think that I am getting away with it :)

The story continues...

Tuesday morning was one of these days.

I got up and as quickly as I could and made my way to the couch. I even made some extra noise just so that Bryan would REALLY think I was up this time. My plan worked marvelously.

Absolutely marvelously.

But I made one

fatal error:

I laid down in Stanley's spot.

But don't worry...

he didn't lick me,

or paw at me,

or even bark at me.

He just came back from getting his drink of water and took his spot on the couch.

Like

I

wasn't

even

there.

So, right on cue, Bryan comes up from the garage and this is what he sees.

So what does he do?

Takes pictures of course!

So I'm taking suggestions for new morning plans.

I now need a way to fool Bryan AND Stanley into giving me my extra 10-15 minutes of sleep.

Life is rough, dog-on-it!

("It" being my head of course!)