Just another day in Paradise..

A little lesson on deception.

Thomas Jefferson once said:

“Do not bite at the bait of pleasure,

till you know there is no hook beneath it.”

Well there was definitely a hook. And that hook was, once again,

my (lack of) cooking skills.

Exhibit A

Take this delicious, mouth watering, plate of food.

(Looks good, right?)

Add a little bit of Kendahl. And what do you get?

Well let me just tell you how it played out:

Bryan: "looks amazing, I'm impressed"

Bryan: (takes a bite) "Really, not too bad!"

Kendahl: (takes a bite) "I think the alfredo sauce is a bit gritty."

Bryan: (taking a second bite) "yeah, a bit..."

Kendahl: (taking a bite of chicken) "Ugh, the chicken tastes burnt"

Bryan: "Yeah, I didn't notice at first how dry it was"

Kendahl: "Well at least the zucchini is good"

Bryan: "yeah, I guess..."

Kendahl: (a couple minutes later) "The alfredo sauce just keeps getting worse"

Bryan: "Yeah, I really can't eat this"

Kendahl: "Me neither, I will just eat my zucchini"

Bryan: "I can't even do that, mine's so salty it makes me gag"

Kendahl: "I give up..."

Bryan: "but at least the toast is good!"

Kendahl: "ughhhh...."

Bryan: "It was a valiant effort my friend"

Just another day in Paradise...